Ban the bunny.

Happy Friday, and if you're so inclined, happy Easter on Sunday. After you've read about the startling revelation that "Sweet Jesus! Easter Candy and Church Don't Mix," go over and check out this essay proposing we eliminate the Easter Bunny from all Easter celebrations. Best quote:

And given the general overall seriousness of Easter in the Christian scheme of things, it seems all the odder: It's like if on Yom Kippur, Jews the world over solemnly atoned for their sins, right after lining up to visit a giant purple aardvark named "Kippy."

Chianca: Bunny you should mention it [Townonline.com] via Fark.